Life Euphemism No. 1
This is a sign (12 inches by 18 inches by 3/16 of an inch thick) that I made out of burnished aluminum. The letters were cut out with a high presure water jet cutter and a blue backing piece was then bolted on. It was inspired by an "unpleasant" surgical experience that I had. After I regained consciousness (!), it struck me that this might be a decent metaphore for life in general.